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Thursday 19 March 2009

A SHITTY FRAME OF MIND



I'm constipated.

Sorry if this is a bit too much information but it causing me a lot of grief.

I've tried everything, prunes,psyillium(spelling?)husks,suppositories to name a few.

Weigh in has been cancelled his week as I know I will show a gain as I'm bloated as hell and feel fat,fat FAT.

I'm also carrying huge amounts of fluid from all the extra water I'm drinking to try and shift the blockage. Maybe I've had a beaver take up residence in my bowels and the little bugger has built his dam across my colon!!! lol!

I've never been this bad before. The next thing I will try is a product called Movalon - so I hope it does what is says and MOVE IT ALONG!!!!!

Failing this the next step is getting some country to switch their nuclear testing to my colon!!!!!

7 comments:

Margaret said...

Can you get KIWI CRUSH in your part of the world, it sure works fine. I sympathise with you, nothing worse...

Janene said...

Oh dear, I hate that blocked up feeling! Hopefully something works for you, and soon!!

Chris H said...

OMG I can sooo relate to that problem! I had to take iron tablets for months and it caused major constipation! Be bloody careful you don't end up with another problem due to being constipated .... like I did.... a rectocele... this is where the bowel prolapses into the vagina! NOT NICE and can be totally caused by being constipated for too long and too often. GET help asap, go to the doctor is necessary!

Michelle said...

I had this problem for along time, Benefiber w/calcium chews SF is what my NUT suggested, they work for me so I will just throw it out if you are interested....good luck that is the worst!! I think we can all relate!

Omega said...

Another drop in the bucket? Another brick in the wall? Two turds for Tazmania? A tisket a tasket blow a turd through your gasket? Don't push too hard or you'll pop a 'roid!

Nola said...

Lol...I know it isn't funny...but you did write it up funny:)
I just don't know..there are so many products out there. I hope you find something that works!!

Tania said...

Lol @ shitty frame of mind - hope it's improved (the problem AND the frame of mind).