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Thursday 29 March 2007

NEW WONDER DRUG


I wish there was a magic pill like the one in the picture, to take all our stress away and, have nothing to worry about. I suppose life would be pretty boring if we didn't have some sort of thing going on.
I am guessing now I haven't won Powerball (Lottery) tonight as I haven't had a phone call - no surprises there, it was $ 12 Million (AUD).Each week I play the same numbers and dream what I will do with it if I won. I know most people dream of cracking the big one, but would it really make them happy? I would think it would be a huge burden actually, I'm sure there would be a few relatives and friends come out of the woodwork. The major benefit for me would be that I could give up working full time because 1. my health would benefit from less stress and 2.my parents are getting to the age when they will need me more. I've also got an aunt I'd like to help out more who is virtually wheelchair bound and can't do things we take for granted like going shopping,cooking, housework etc.She's got three children who with the exception of one, do nothing to help her, they are as useless as tits on a snake.

At work we are having our annual audit ,and what a huge pain in the arse that is I can tell you, some of those auditors could do with a couple doses of this new pill,hmmmm I think a rectal dose would do the trick!!

6 comments:

White Rose Boy said...

I could do with some of these pills.

Chris H said...

lIKE THE PILLS! I would have no problems adjusting to winning $12 million, the dreaming of winning is the best part though! Have a nice day, audit and all.

CactusFreek said...

I found the ingredients in those pills...in a bottle. Then that created another problem! lol
I think winning the lotto would change me for the worse. At first it'd be great and we'd help the people we'd like to help. Like paying off relatives morgages and sending them on cruises around the world etc. But you are right, we'd suddenly have "needy" relatives and new freinds. And the charities would get wind of it, and then we'd be swamped with every one of them asking for money.
My ex sister-in-laws father won the lotto and couldn't handle the pressure that came with it. So he commited suicide :o(

Rebecca said...

I posted that sometime in the last year. A friend emailed it to me and it fits today's world and my life so well.

I cold do a weeks worth of the pills along with Mick.

the veggie paparazzo said...

Love the pills.

Wanna_B_slim said...

Yeah life sux sometimes.. but this is the only go we have got at getting it right...
Work on the positives... and send the crap to the recycle bin...